Please join me for another relaxing day spent in a cemetery.

Rodney Anonymous Tells You How To Live
Serving the terminally bored since 1997

Matinee (1993)
Ed Wood (1994)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
The Devils (1971)
Us (2019)
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Barbarian (2022)
Midsommar (2019)
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)
Raw (2016)
What You Wish For (2023)
Deranged (1974)
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural (1973)
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
Deep Red (1975)
Motel Hell (1980)
Unwelcome (2022)
The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)
825 Forest Road (2025)
The Gravedancers (2006)
The Wind (2018)
Talk To Me (2022)
Dead Mail (2024)
Saloum (2021)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Oculus (2013)
Lake Mungo (2008)
The Invisible Man (2020)
We Are Still Here (2015)*
I Sell the Dead (2008)*
* Larry Fessenden Double Feature!!!!

The Old Dark House (1932)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
Haxan (1922)
Freaks (1932)
The Hands of Orlac (1924)
Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Island of Lost Souls (1932)
A Page of Madness (1926)
The Black Cat (1934)
London After Midnight (1927) [Reconstruction]
Frankenstein (1931)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923)
Dracula (1931)
The Golem (1920)
Murders in the Zoo (1933)
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
Murders in the Rue morgue (1932)
The Monster (1925)
The Most Dangerous Game (1932)
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)
The Raven (1935)
A Daughter of Destiny (1928)
The Invisible Man (1933)
He Who Gets Slapped (1924)
The Mummy (1932)
While Paris Sleeps (1923)
Doctor X (1932)
The Unknown (1927)
The Dybbuk (1937)*
* OK; I’ll admit that technically “The Dybbuk” doesn’t count as Pre-Code Horror, but just try to imagine making that film in America in 1937.

The Haunting (1963)
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead things (1972)
Hereditary (2018)
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
The Company of Wolves (1984)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)
Sinners (2025)
Weapons (2025)
House of the Devil (2009)
The Innkeepers (2011)
The VVitch (2015)
Pyewacket (2017)
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Suspiria (1977)
Suspiria (2018)
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
In A Violent Nature (2024)
Nosferatu (2024)
Terrified (2017)
When Evil Lurks (2023)
Late Night with the Devil (2023)
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
Oddity (2024)
Wake Wood (2009)
Starry Eyes (2014)
Halloween (1978)
Yesterday, Vienna, a few of our friends, and I were lucky enough to make it out to the annual Market of the Macabre at Laurel Hill Cemetery. The following video chronicles our adventures. While the video is presented sans narration or explanatory text, I did, however, write a score for it — a ten minute score.

I’ve waited nearly 20 years to talk about “Christmas with the Dickinsons”
How “The Walston’s” ushered in a new era of Folk Horror
I was very happy to join host Dirk Marshall to discuss my favorite movies from 1976 though 1982
A short while back I paid a visit to the Edgar Allan Poe house here in lovely Philadelphia. This visit was prompted by my nephew, Jeff, whom you might know from the cover of the Dead Milkmen’s “If I Had A Gun” Single.
Jeff is nearly forty now, so just let that sink in.
Anyhoooo, while I was there I made sure to record an impulse in in EAP’s basement and…
What’s an impulse?
I’m so glad you asked! An impulse is usually a short percussive sound (I.e. A handclap or a snare hit) that is then imported into a convolution reverb tool such as FL Studio’s “Fruity Convolver“
You then apply this reverb to an instrument or vocal and the convolution reverb applies the properties of the space you recorded the impulse in to the sound and viola! You’re jamming in Poe’s basement. Or you’re jamming with your viola in Poe’s basement. I get confused, so maybe this will help clear things up.
Below is the impulse I recorded in Poe’s basement:
Poe_Basement.wav
Here is a set of drums playing a beat dry – no reverb has been added:
Drums_Dry.mp3
Now, here’s the same set of drums as if they were being played in Poe’s basement:
Drums_Poe_Basement.mp3
I’ll be sure to add the Poe’s Basement impulse to the Free Sounds section of this site along with any other impulses I have in my convolution library – including my own basement.
in the meantime, you can grab the EAP Basement Impulse from the link above.
You’re welcome, America.
Phun Philly Phact: My friend MC Lars, an enthusiastic Poe fan, once tried to jump the fence surrounding the Poe house before Dean Clean and I pulled back to safety,

By now I hope you trust my taste in Horror films enough to believe me when I tell you that one of the most disturbing Horror films that you will ever see is, in fact, a documentary.
Much love to Rodney Ascher (the other Rodney A.) for crafting a flick that actually sent chills down my spine. What starts off as a study of sleep paralysis shifts gear when the participants begin to discuss “The Hat Man”.
Good luck getting to sleep.